I got married 3 years ago. My wife and I drove our car around to celebrate. We found a place to pet tigers, but when we got back in the car it wouldn't start. After eating at Denny's, our car was fixed. I noticed a lot of storage units - aluminum siding and a fee to put your stuff in them - amongst the trees. I don't like having to put stuff somewhere. I would rather have a someone and a somewhere than stuff.

A while ago a bunch of volcanoes blew up (who knew?!) In one of them now resides a blue lake which I ate chips and a sandwich next to.

I have information anxiety. Can you read a book? They make me nervous.

I used to be really bummed because I didn't have a cause.

I don't know what my motive was in writing that.