I got married 3 years ago. My wife and I drove our car around to celebrate. We found a place to pet tigers, but when we got back in the car it wouldn't start. After eating at Denny's, our car was fixed. I noticed a lot of storage units - aluminum siding and a fee to put your stuff in them - amongst the trees. I don't like having to put stuff somewhere. I would rather have a someone and a somewhere than stuff.

A while ago a bunch of volcanoes blew up (who knew?!) In one of them now resides a blue lake which I ate chips and a sandwich next to.

I have information anxiety. Can you read a book? They make me nervous.

I used to be really bummed because I didn't have a cause.

I don't know what my motive was in writing that.

hot times and the NL won this time around.
My beard grows exponentially.
air conditioning is a foreign sensation.

the homerun derby is over. Big Papi won. Good for him.

I hope to some day be in a derby. I would even settle for the hat or soapbox version. One does not have the opportunity to participate in many derbys in ones live. If one should present itself, take full advantage.

or become a lawyer.

we are going home