Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

So I was watching clips of the Tigers/Cardinals game on the internet (You can do that now). In the eighth inning, Tiger left fielder Marcus Thames hit a home run that smacked of the top of the foul pole in left. As I was watching the clip of this on my internet-accessable macintosh apple internet machine computer, I noticed something interesting.
Here is a screen-shot of my desktop:



Of course, I chose an internet google image of a cartoon cat balancing on Luther's rose as the background for my computer (who doesn't?@!) This particular cat is very meaningful to me. He represents all of animals. and like, they want to be, like, baptized and stuff and they are people too! (fer sure.)
So, like, I was watching all the glory of the homerunness of Thames (it's pronounced "Timms!" Get it right! I know that you were saying "Taymes" in your head, dummy!) in my lappptoppp and I was, like, "Whoa!" Then I was, like, "WHOA!!! WITH THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! WHICH MEANS I AM REALLY EXCITED/SHOCKED/ANGRY, BUT I AM NOT ANGRY, IT IS A COMBINATION OF AWESOMELY HAPPY/COOL/HIGH-FIVEITY"

I zoomed in my computer, like they do in Wesley Snipes movies, and I saw this!:



I thought (with my intellect/soul/spirit/mind/will/heart) that the gentleman wearing orange, just to the left of the foul pole, second from the bottom, looked very familiar.

So i told Wesley to zoom the internet in AGAIN!



AND AGAIN!



Whoever this man was he was handsome. I was lacking the technology to uncover this mystery, but then I had our specialist sharpen this image and this is what came up:



Jackpot. Just as I had suspected, he has been faking his death this whole time. Alert the authorities. I'm hot on the trail.